The Careful Viper

The Careful Viper looked for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Viper carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Viper craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Careful Viper desperately desired a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Careful Viper had a magic 8 ball that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be fun. A magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Viper wanted a big sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing opted for.