Their Bum Loving Viper

Their Bum Loving Viper desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Viper craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Viper carried a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a wig is the item to choose.

Their Bum Loving Viper had a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Viper desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Viper desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.