His Determined Viper

His Determined Viper desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Determined Viper desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Determined Viper always kept a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Determined Viper searched for a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Determined Viper desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

His Determined Viper had a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is simply life. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.