The Red Viper

The Red Viper owned a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Viper desperately needed a helmet to experiment on. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a helmet is the item to select.

The Red Viper desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A pint of cider being the item selected.

The Red Viper owned a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Red Viper desperately needed a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Red Viper desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was amazing. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.