Her Funny Viper

Her Funny Viper desperately wanted a hat that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Viper wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Her Funny Viper needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Viper always kept a block of cheese that they would throw. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Viper often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Her Funny Viper always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.