The Stupid Viper

The Stupid Viper found a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Viper had a sack of potatoes that they would often break. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Stupid Viper wanted a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Viper always carried a cucumber that they would often play with. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A cucumber having that done to it

The Stupid Viper always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It should be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Viper looked for a vibrator to share. This seems a fairly different thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator of all things.