A Curious Viper

A Curious Viper desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Curious Viper desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Curious Viper searched for a wig to sit and look at. This seems a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

A Curious Viper desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Viper always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Curious Viper often carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.