His Orange Viper

His Orange Viper desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Orange Viper desperately searched for a CD player that they would often demolish. It should have been a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

His Orange Viper carried a condom that they would demolish. It is a different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Viper desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Orange Viper always had with them a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Orange Viper desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.