Retarded Viper

Retarded Viper desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Retarded Viper always had with them a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Retarded Viper desired a helmet that they sometimes play with. It was an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Viper desperately desired a teapot to annihilate It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a teapot having that done to it

Retarded Viper desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Viper searched for a mug to sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen item.