Handsome Viper

Handsome Viper craved for a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.

Handsome Viper wanted a wig that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

Handsome Viper carried a lava lamp that they would often eat. This seems to be a weird action, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Viper needed a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Viper desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Viper often carried a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was wonderful. A condom would be the item that was opted for.