A Confused Viper

A Confused Viper desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Confused Viper desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Confused Viper wanted a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Viper needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate This seems an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Viper always kept a ball that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Viper searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.