A Stupid Viper

A Stupid Viper found a ball that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

A Stupid Viper always kept a sponge that they liked to eat. It was an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

A Stupid Viper looked for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Viper owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Viper wanted a wig to hug. It might be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Viper desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.