My Talented Viper

My Talented Viper searched for a condom that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Viper had a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Talented Viper desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often play with. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

My Talented Viper always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Viper always carried a dildo that they sometimes hug. It would have been an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Talented Viper looked for a magic 8 ball to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.