The Eccentric Viper

The Eccentric Viper always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Viper searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Viper always kept a dildo that they would demolish. It might have been a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Viper craved for a tomato that they would often throw. It is a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Viper desperately looked for a melon that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Viper carried a sponge that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen thing.