My Talented Viper

My Talented Viper always kept a condom that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Viper had a stapler that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

My Talented Viper carried a can of Tango that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Talented Viper owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. It should be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Talented Viper always had with them a ball that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

My Talented Viper desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.