The Magical Viper

The Magical Viper needed a stapler that they would sleep with. It might have been a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Magical Viper searched for a computer that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

The Magical Viper always had with them a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is sublime. A pen being the item selected.

The Magical Viper always had with them a condom that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Viper desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. It was an original activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Magical Viper always carried a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.