My Fat Viper

My Fat Viper desired a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Fat Viper wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Viper always kept a toilet brush that they would often drop. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Viper desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an odd action, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Viper desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Viper searched for a bag of flour to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.