His Talented Viper

His Talented Viper owned a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Talented Viper searched for a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

His Talented Viper desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Talented Viper desperately desired a wig that they liked to smash. It should have been a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Talented Viper often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

His Talented Viper always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.