The Eccentric Viper

The Eccentric Viper desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Viper wanted a spade that they would cuddle. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Viper owned a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Viper searched for a cup that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.

The Eccentric Viper carried a bag of flour to hug. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Viper needed a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.