The Bum Loving Viper

The Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Viper always carried a vibrator to demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Viper searched for a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Viper always carried a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Viper looked for a cheese grater that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Viper carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.