A Retarded Viper

A Retarded Viper found a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be simply life. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Retarded Viper always kept a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Viper had a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Retarded Viper carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Viper wanted a sack of potatoes to share. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Retarded Viper desired a condom that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.