The Green Viper

The Green Viper owned a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Viper needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Green Viper found a tomato to demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Green Viper looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Green Viper desperately looked for a helmet that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was spectacular. A helmet is the thing to select.

The Green Viper often carried a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.