The Grumpy Viper

The Grumpy Viper found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Viper owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Viper searched for a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Viper carried a crown that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Viper desperately looked for a big sponge that they would hug. This is certainly a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A big sponge is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Viper needed a crown that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a crown of all things.