The Exceptional Viper

The Exceptional Viper desperately searched for a rubber chicken to drop. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Viper needed a sponge that they would worship. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Viper found a wig that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

The Exceptional Viper found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is epic. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Viper always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It is a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected it was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Viper wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.