My Eccentric Viper

My Eccentric Viper wanted a dildo that they would smash. One might find this to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Eccentric Viper desired a sword that they would often smash. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a sword would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric Viper desperately desired a radiator that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

My Eccentric Viper always kept a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Viper desperately searched for a cheese grater to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Viper owned a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.