My Magical Viper

My Magical Viper desperately desired a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Viper craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. This seems a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Magical Viper desired a mug that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was selected.

My Magical Viper often carried a spade that they would occasionally throw. This seems a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Viper had a sword to worship. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a sword is the thing to select.

My Magical Viper desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.