Her Lovely Viper

Her Lovely Viper desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A painting of a melon of all things.

Her Lovely Viper always carried a CD player that they would often drop. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Viper desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Viper owned a bag of flour that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Lovely Viper wanted a pint of beer to play with. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

Her Lovely Viper desperately searched for a set square to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.