Depressed Viper

Depressed Viper desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to play with. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Depressed Viper often carried a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Depressed Viper desired a cup that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A cup being the thing opted for.

Depressed Viper always had with them a stapler to smash. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler was the chosen item.

Depressed Viper always carried a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet having that done to it

Depressed Viper always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes share. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.