The Different Viper

The Different Viper desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Viper found a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Viper had a magic 8 ball to put on his head. This seems an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Different Viper carried a cheese grater that they liked to break. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.

The Different Viper carried a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Different Viper desperately needed a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the chosen thing.