My Blue Viper

My Blue Viper desperately desired a CD player that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

My Blue Viper wanted a cucumber to smash. This seems to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Blue Viper needed a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A spade is the thing to opt for.

My Blue Viper desperately desired a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Blue Viper always had with them a tomato to cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was exciting. A tomato would be the thing that was selected.

My Blue Viper carried a can of coke that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.