Bum Loving Viper

Bum Loving Viper desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Viper desperately wanted a bottle of beer to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Viper owned a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. It is an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Viper searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Viper often carried a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.