A Retarded Viper

A Retarded Viper desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Viper desperately desired a cup that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cup being the thing selected.

A Retarded Viper owned a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cup would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Viper always had with them a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Viper desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. A bottle of coke having that done to it

A Retarded Viper desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.