Bum Loving Viper

Bum Loving Viper often carried a spade that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it was sublime. A spade would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Viper carried a melon that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Viper desperately looked for a lava lamp to annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

Bum Loving Viper had a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

Bum Loving Viper had a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Viper carried a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.