A Grumpy Viper

A Grumpy Viper desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Viper wanted a vibrator that they would often share. This seems a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Viper desperately needed a CD player that they liked to throw. It would be a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Viper desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Viper carried a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Viper always had with them a rubber chicken to eat. It should have been a strange idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.