Their Scary Viper

Their Scary Viper owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

Their Scary Viper always carried a hat that they sometimes annihilate This seems a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.

Their Scary Viper always had with them a can of Tango that they would sleep with. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Their Scary Viper looked for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Their Scary Viper owned a teapot that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

Their Scary Viper carried a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A helmet being the item opted for.