The Fat Viper

The Fat Viper always carried a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Fat Viper found a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Viper needed a crown that they would rub on his belly. It is a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

The Fat Viper desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Fat Viper desperately needed a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Viper looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.