MY VOCAB PRACTICE

1. Optician
   My optician laughed when I asked for kids frames; I was serious.
2. Optometrist
   The last time I saw the optometrist, he used a machine to give my eyeballs blow jobs.
3. Ophthalmologist
   My optometrist says I don't need the ophthalmologist for my astigmatism.
4. Optics
   I can't wait for fiber optics to reach my area; I may finally see those lightening fast internet speeds promised after dial-up was overthrown.