Hahaha! I can see an equation in the works as an answer to the riddle...
(Junk) to (Treasure) = Pleasure
Oh Gawd, everyone brace yourself for my next piece of logic:

There is only a few things that money can't buy... like a piece of vintage junk silver.

@bluelightbandit did you give @goldbearbunny a piece of your junk to work with?
(Just start shaking your head now, I couldn't help myself) LMFAO!