List: Reasons to Switch to Windows 10 from Ubuntu

• Ensured Updates - regardless of battery power, pressing homework assignments, or half-over presentations

• The Feedback Hub - a super friendly interface to report bugs and glitches, even if no one reads them

• Endless Settings - each setting appears on at least three different menus, so no matter where you look, you'll find what you need after a couple of hours

• Bi-Annual Major Releases - a completely new version requires hours to install appears every six months, as opposed to Ubuntu only forcing major upgrades every four years

• Antimalware - autodeletes any suspicious file, even if you made it

• Whole Disk Encryption - most people don't need that right? What are you trying to hide?

• Spam Filled Store - for when you get bored reading emails

• Support for Linux Subsystem - so developers can still use Windows

• Auto Diagnostics - get a weird error opening that spreadsheet? No worries! Win10 auto-detects troublesome files and uploads them to Microsoft for analysis

• Backup Personal Information - Microsoft tracks all of your activity for you and stores it on their server along with any personal information they can grab, resulting in more invasive diagnostics and more relevant ads, as opposed to the blatant lack of advertising found on Ubuntu along with less-efficient voluntary error reporting (Thanks @mytechtrail !)

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