96% Bullshit: Abundance Year Episode 1908
Full Metal Ox Day 1843
Tuesday 17, March 2026
Abundance Year Episode 1908
Noxsoma Life Camp:
96% Bullshit
Philosophy
March Revolution
Most of these people on the mic are usually wrong.
Today's Episode: https://odysee.com/@Noxsoma:2/1843_full_3-17-26_1908_bullshit:b?r=47k2ScJsm9Uex9eETqgCCA8q1fukdST9
Good evening, skeptics, and you naughty conspiracy theorists. Welcome to the Simulatrix. Where the lighting matches the level of truth we the sheeple get, dim and flickering.
I wanna tellya about a little device I’ve been carrying around with me. It’s not a phone, it’s not a vape. It’s my Bullshit Clock. Unlike the batteries in your smoke detector, this thing never dies. It just... adjusts. In America, this gizmo only adjusts in one direction. Up!
I was thinking about the calibration of this meter. You know how you have to set a scale to zero before you weigh something? Well, for a long time, my meter was set to zero. I was naive. I believed that if it was on the news, it was true. If it was in the newspaper, remember those? it was fact. I was still blissfully ignorant.
Then came September 12th, 2001.
Now, hold on. Don’t zone out. I’m not here to sell you a tinfoil hat, (however we do have some lovely merch to remember this bit, I’m here to sell you a question. On September 11th, we were told a story. On September 12th, we started looking at the architecture of the story. And my little bullshit clock, which had been happily resting at zero, suddenly twitched. It clicked up to 15%. Just 15%. That was the baseline. That was the seed of doubt. "Maybe," I thought, "they didn't tell us the whole thing." Just a little bovine excrement. Fifteen percent. You know. To keep the herd from stampeding.
Next thing you know we were going to war. We were told, with a straight face and a vile of yellow cake, that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. They were stockpiling them. They were a clear and present danger. We had to go in. Shock and awe. So we went in. We looked everywhere. Under the beds, in the closets, behind the sofa cushions. Nothing. No WMDs. Eight years. Eight years of war, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars. For what? For a folder that looked like it was printed out at a Kinko’s at 3 a.m. You know how night-workers roll. No offense.
My clock was reset to 22%.
But hey, that was just a little miscalculation, right? Just a bitta-bad intel, right? But how about Afghanistan? Twenty years. Twenty years we were there, building schools, building democracy, fighting for freedom. Women’s rights. Well whaddaya know, the opium trade skyrocketed during that time. And now we have 12 million Americans hooked on opiates. So wait, we spent 20 years securing the heroin supply chain, and then what? we sold it back to our own citizens through the pharmaceutical industry? That wasn't a war. That was a vertical integration strategy.
The bullshit clock was set 31%.
Then the economy collapsed in 2008. The banks were in trouble. And we were told, "Don't worry, we have to save them. They are too big to fail." Too big to fail. That’s like looking at Godzilla and saying, "He’s too big to take down. He’ll fall on Tokyo." The gov bailedem out with “our” dough. They took the money, gave themselves bonuses, and then looked at us and said, "Stop living beyond your means." We weren't living beyond our means. We were just trying to buy milk.
Bullshit clock, 38%.
Then in 2013, they quietly passed the Smith-Mundt Act. Now, for those of you who don't know, the Smith-Mundt Act was originally a Cold War law that said the government couldn't propagandize its own citizens. They updated it. They modernized it. And suddenly, it was legal for the U.S. government to beam propaganda straight at you. How? The news media. Of course. They looked at this and said, "Finally, we're off the hook!" They literally told us, "We don't owe you the truth anymore. We owe you engagement."
Tick-tock. 47%.
And then came 2016! Oh, the 2016 election. We were guaranteed. Guaranteed! by every pundit, every pollster, every late-night comedian who suddenly became a political analyst. "There is no way. Zero percent chance. The numbers are impossible." They were so sure. They looked at the data and they said, "This is fake. This can't happen." And then it happened. And they looked at the camera and said, "How did we not see this coming?" Meanwhile, the guy who won promised he'd lock up his opponent. Didn't happen. It was one disappointment after another. My meter was getting whiplash.
54%.
Then we had the EU commission. They came out and told us, with great confidence, "Ukraine is winning. The counter-offensive is going exactly to plan. They are pushing forward on all fronts." Fake news. It wasn't true. It was just a story they told themselves to keep the checks flowing.
Chaching. 61%.
But how about Bitcoin? Oh, Bitcoin. The savior. The decentralized, digital gold that would free us from the corrupt banking system that was too big to fail, but bigger now? It was going to be the hedge against inflation. It was the future. Bitcoin has had more crashes than a drunken driver. Every time it crashes, they say, "This time it's different." It's never different. It's just a rollercoaster for people who like to pay for the privilege of getting nauseous.
Bullshit clock set at 68%. Between you a me, Bitcoin is going to half a mil.
Barack Obama. I liked Obama. We were supposed to like him. Polished. Smart. Good orator. That means he talked pretty. We bought the rhetoric. He promised to keep us out of Syria. He drew a red line. And then he sent troops. It wasn't his fault, it was the, “situation.” It was the "international community." Syria was, “on the list.” It was the "responsibility to protect." It was just another line in the sand that got washed away by the tide of The project for the New American Century.
The clock is hot! 75%.
And then came the main event. The pièce de résistance. Covid.
We were all locked inside. We were clapping with the medicos and they danced the night away. And we were told to trust the models. Neil Ferguson. Professor Neil Ferguson from Imperial College. He had a model. And his model said if we didn't lock down, the entire population of the UK would be dead by Tuesday. 500,000 dead. It was terrifying. It was apocalyptic. So we locked down. “Two weeks to flatten the curve.” We stayed home. Stayed safe. We did Zoom quizzes. And while we were locked down, terrified to touch our mail, the British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, was partying on Downing Street. And Neil was out shaggin’ ‘is bird. Wine & cheese in the garden of Number 10. "Bring your own booze," the invitation said. Work event. Essential work. Getting drunk in the garden while the country was locked down. That wasn't just fake news. That was a slap in the face with a stale cheese puff. Both of these blaggards ended up getting the sack.
Meanwhile the bullshit clock is set closer than ever to 100. 82%.
When Dimentia-Joe Biden came into 1600. He said he had a plan. He said he was going to unite the country. He said he was going to fix the plandemic. And then he looked at the camera and told us the plandemic was over, while the plandemic was still happening. And he told us the economy was the greatest in the world, while we were looking at the price of eggs like they were competing with a tank of gas. It was the same song, just a different key.
The clock ticks to 89%.
And now, here we are. It's 2026. And it’s deja vu all over again. The guy they said couldn't win in 2016, the guy they said was finished in 2020, is back. It's the sequel nobody asked for, but everyone is watching. They told us it was impossible. They told us the legal cases would stop him. They told us the voters would never... and yet, here we are.
And you know what I did? I looked down at my internal Bullshit Meter today. I checked the gauge. And you know where it’s at?
He sang the same song as Barry & Biden. No war. Peace prez. Peace prize. The Persian gulf is getting pummeled. Obliterated. Decapitated. Or so we’re told. There’s a flip side to this 45. I mean. 47.
It's at 96%, my friends. 96% Bullshit. I don’t know how this show is going to turn out. But it’s not looking too good for the Western Empire. About those tinfoil hats. We’ve got a few of those left on the merch table. Pick up a few on your way out.
That’s my time. You’ve been beautifully attentive. Thank-you-very-much. Goodnight!
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