"Selfie Time!"

Isn't it absurd how we flipped parts?
Lions now wishing they were cats?
What's this trend in every clique?
"Selfie time, tongues out, click!"

What's it those tongues scout for?
that thick nectar we once drank at four?
take a look! She's about to lick.
Selfie time, tongues out, click!"

Be it a cave, cemetery, bathroom;
anywhere is perfect a room.
Whether hungry, tired, sick:
Selfie time, tongues out, click!"

Images drenched by lies;
like meat imbedded in pies.
"Lend me your shirt, I'll be quick"
Selfie time, tongues out, click!"

Before this was the polio trend,
all female shots had legs bent.
Hen just gave birth to a new chick;
Selfie time, tongues out, click!"

This trend is very insane;
shower competing with rain.
"Who cares! let me be the next freak;
Selfie time, tongues out, click!"