A Square Woodpecker

A Square Woodpecker always had with them a tomato that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.

A Square Woodpecker always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Square Woodpecker searched for a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Square Woodpecker found a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Square Woodpecker desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.