His Bewildered Woodpecker

His Bewildered Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Woodpecker had a crown that they would often smash. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Woodpecker owned a ball that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Woodpecker desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Woodpecker had a can of Tango that they would often break. It would have been a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.