The Horny Woodpecker

The Horny Woodpecker carried a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. It might be a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Woodpecker needed a set square that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Woodpecker wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Woodpecker craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It would have been a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Woodpecker carried a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be simply life. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Woodpecker desperately looked for a cup that they would play with. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.