The Weary Woodpecker

The Weary Woodpecker desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Weary Woodpecker desperately wanted a block of cheese to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Weary Woodpecker desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Weary Woodpecker craved for a bat that they would often break. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Woodpecker craved for a custard pie that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Woodpecker searched for a toilet brush to break. It is a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.