Scary Woodpecker

Scary Woodpecker always had with them a computer that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

Scary Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be stunning. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Scary Woodpecker always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Scary Woodpecker had a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Scary Woodpecker often carried a ball to break. One might say this is an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Woodpecker craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.