Her Tired Woodpecker

Her Tired Woodpecker looked for a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It would have been an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Tired Woodpecker looked for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be sublime. A hat would be the item that was selected.

Her Tired Woodpecker desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Woodpecker needed a set of lego that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

Her Tired Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Tired Woodpecker looked for a pint of beer to embrace. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is stunning. A pint of beer was the chosen item.