Their Exciting Woodpecker

Their Exciting Woodpecker always carried a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Exciting Woodpecker desired a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Their Exciting Woodpecker had a helmet that they would break. It would be a peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

Their Exciting Woodpecker desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Their Exciting Woodpecker looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Their Exciting Woodpecker searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.