The Square Woodpecker

The Square Woodpecker looked for a helmet that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Woodpecker always had with them a porno magazine that they would embrace. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Woodpecker often carried a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer having that done to it

The Square Woodpecker found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Square Woodpecker desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Square Woodpecker carried a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an original action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.