The Tired Woodpecker

The Tired Woodpecker craved for a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Woodpecker needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Woodpecker desperately craved for a bat to demolish. It should be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Woodpecker desired a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker owned a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A helmet being the thing opted for.

The Tired Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.